Stupid State Laws - Washington 6

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Washington

"All lollipops are banned."

ALL OF THEM?!?  Washington, you are one silly state.  Do you hate kids?  A couple of weeks ago, we covered the law about deflowering women is against the law.  So, not only does Washington not understand how babies are born, but now if they do have kids, they want to deprive them of delicious lollipops.  That's kind of a dick move.  Sure, finding a lollipop stuck to your couch cushions is annoying, but that's not enough of a reason to ban them.  Seriously, is your entire state run by crotchety old virgin men?  I really don't understand why you would ban lollipops.  And if you ban lollipops, why not just ban every other kind of candy while you are at it.  Washington, you continue to baffle me.

"Really, kid.  You're going to lick that thing in public?  Cuff'em, rookie."