Can you name the movie with the greatest ensemble of actors and actresses? I bet most of you will say it is one of the Ocean's 11 movies, or The Departed, or one of the numerous holiday-named romantic comedies (Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, etc.). Well, you would be dead wrong. The answer is
Mars Attacks!. Just look at this cast, it is ridiculous:
- Jack Nicholson - (3 AW/12 AN, 5 GGW/17 GGN) He is definitely one of the greatest actors of all-time and played The Joker to perfection in Batman.
- Glenn Close - (5 AN, 2 GGW/9 GGN) Her star has faded over time, but she has been great her entire career.
- Annette Benning - (4 AN, 2 GGW/7 GGN) She's not someone today's generation really knows but she is one of those actresses that has been a lot of movies you have seen.
- Pierce Bronson - (1 GGN) Come on, you know him, he's the 2nd best James Bond behind Sean Connery (but Daniel Craig is catching him fast).
- Danny DeVito - (1 GGW/3 GGN) Our second former Batman villain on the list and easily the shortest man (5 ft) to ever succeed in Hollywood other than Warwick Davis (he played Willow and The Leprechaun).
- Martin Short - (1 EW/3 EN) SNL, Three Amigos, Innerspace (very underrated movie) make this guy great.
- Sarah Jessica Parker - (4 GGW/8 GGN, 2 EW/11 EN) She personally made way too many men's lives miserable b/c of that stupid Sex and the City show.
- Michael J. Fox - (4 GGW/8 GGN, 5 EW/12 EN) Back to the Future and Family Ties, need I say more.
- Tom Jones - Watch this clip and you will appreciate Tom Jones that much more.
- Jim Brown - NFL Hall of Fame, 3 MVP's, 9 Pro Bowls, and 8 Rushing Titles are some of his achievements, along with being a decent actor.
- Lukas Haas - You would recognize him if you saw him, he was most recently in Inception (he was the guy who got killed very early on for screwing up that first dream).
- Natalie Portman - (1 AW/2 AN, 2 GGW/3 GGN) A lesbian scene with Mila Kunis. Awesome.
- Pam Grier - She's been in a ton of movies and her name is recognizable, so she makes this list.
- Jack Black - (1 GGN) I really wish he would have stuck with being a musician, his movies seem to get worse and worse (also, did you know that both of his parents are rocket scientists?)
- Ray J - He is the reason Kim Kardashian is "famous" which means he is the reason reality TV shows are so effing stupid.
- Christina Applegate - (3 GGN, 1 EW/3 EN) She used to be way hotter back when she played Al Bundy's kid.
- Joe Don Baker - Another guy you would recognize if you saw him, he was in a couple of James Bond flicks and seems to be in every crappy comedy ever (Joe Dirt, Dukes of Hazzard, Strange Wilderness, etc.).
- Willie Garson - He currently plays Mozzie on the show White Collar, but has been around forever.
- Rod Steiger - (1 AW/2 AN) I personally have no idea who this is, but he won an Academy Award, so he must be pretty good at acting.
(AW = Academy Award Wins, AN = Academy Award Nominations, GGW = Golden Globe Wins, GGN = Golden Glove Nominations, EW = Emmy Wins, EN = Emmy Nominations)
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