Auburn, Washington
"Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail."
While I commend Washington for closing any loopholes with that "regardless of age or marital status" part, there is still one big problem with this law - how does Washington repopulate their state if no one is allowed to get their hump on? Lawmakers do realize that in order to have children someone is going to have to start deflowering some women? I guess the only way that Washington gets any new citizens is by importing slutty women into their state. And does this mean that you are guaranteed to have a deflowered bride on your wedding day? Also, five years? That seems a little excessive for banging a young hottie. Washington, you guys might have dropped the ball on this law. Big time.
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| "And if the virgin looks like this, there is no cop in the world that would arrest you. Instead, I'm pretty sure they would give you a high five.....or kill you if it's their daughter." |
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