- Dear Chris Berman, when was the last time that your "2-Minute Drill" segment was actually two minutes and not five minutes of utter nonsense?
- Is it just me or are the new cell phone features that I keep seeing advertised super pointless? A cell phone camera that can zoom? Who the hell cares, it's a phone, not a camera.
- Reason No. 234 That I Know I'm Getting Old - the last time I got a haircut, my barber trimmed my eyebrows.
- Do you know where the "Teddy" of a Teddy Bear comes from? It's named after Teddy Roosevelt because he refused to kill a helpless bear cub on a hunting trip and someone started making kids' bears named after him.
- How awkward do you think it is for someone making a WWII movie to go to a store and buy Nazi flags?
- Advertisements before YouTube videos drive me crazy.
- How can people hear Iron Man from more than a couple of feet away? Does he have speakers on his suit somewhere?
- Why is it so hard to just buy normal Band-Aids anymore? They offer way too many different varieties that normal ones don't seem to exist.
- I find it crazy that the New York Yankees have 8 more World Series wins (27) than any other team even has appearances (two tied with 19).
- Did Darth Vader kill the Emperor because of Luke? Or was it because he was jealous that he was about to be replaced?
- I feel like we are only a couple of years away from seeing Christmas commercials right after Easter. They do seem to get earlier and earlier each year, don't they?
- Why don't all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles carry swords? Wouldn't that make more sense than one of them using those worthless sais?
- Speaking of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, did you know that Corey Feldman was the voice of Donatello in the first and third movies?
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