- I wonder how old the oldest living 300-pound person currently is. 60? 50? 35?
- In G.I. Joe, why did the good guy, Snake Eyes, wear black and his nemesis, the bad guy, wear white? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
- If Bigfoot doesn't exist and everyone knows this, then how are there multiple TV shows about finding one?
- I really tried to like IFC's mini-series, The Spoils of Babylon, but it was just dumb.
- Batman owns a customized car, motorcycle, boat, and airplane which would cost a fortune (and be easily traceable), so how has no one in the Gotham Police Department figured out that only a couple of people could afford those things? Hence, Batman is billionaire Bruce Wayne.
- I find it amusing that we still use most of the same names for constellations that were thought up thousands of years ago.
- Why do Transformers speak English when talking to each other? Don't they have their own language?
- Do you think that Brits whom have been knighted hate Sir Mix-a-Lot?
- Why does the 6 o'clock local news show a traffic report? Everyone who is watching it is already home from work.
- Is it just me or does watching women's tennis really turn you on? All the moaning, grunting, and hot blond Russians is pretty damn sexy.
- What goes through a whale's mind as it is swimming through miles and miles of an ocean that all looks exactly the same forever?
- If they were to drug test at the X Games, would they have to cancel the event due to the lack of clean athletes?
- Dear Cameron Diaz, just hang it up already.
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| "Seriously, Cameron, you are one plastic surgery away from looking like a scary cat woman." |
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