Part Three of Upcoming Movies Series will cover all of the remakes and some ridiculous movies currently in production in Hollywood:
· Dredd – this could fall under the sequel section, but it’s a new cast and stars the underrated Karl Urban as Judge Dredd, who has to be better than Stallone, right?
· Mad Max – I can honestly say that I never saw any of the original films, so I don’t know if a remake is going to be worth much.
· Snow White and the Huntsmen – someone must have seen that they were doing a gritty Little Red Riding Hood and instantly wrote up an equally terrible script.
· Blade Runner – they still aren’t sure if this is going to be a remake, sequel, or prequel. Either way, that can’t be good for such a great original.
· Total Recall – I watched the original recently and it is eerie how similar its concept is to the movie Inception.
· The Little Mermaid – why call it the Little Mermaid, when clearly she is a young woman and not little at all.
· Monsters, Inc. Prequel – meh.
· Halo – this can only suck, the games are awesome and there is no way to translate that to the big screen.
· World War Z – this is based off of an awesome book written by Max Brooks (son of Mel Fucking Brooks of Spaceballs fame) and I suggest buying that book and his other book,The Zombie Survival Guide (see earlier post on the awesomeness of this book).
· Stretch Armstrong – yeah, they are actually making this movie.
· Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – what?!? This is real, people.
"Abraham Lincoln killing a vampire. WHAT?!?" |
I will be at the midnight showing of Abraham Lincoln killing vampires
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