Hot dogs are similar to what Ron White said about breasts, you will try any of them once even if they don't look that great. You want to see a 60 year old biker lady's boobs, "Sure, why not." You want to try a hot dog with onion rings and Doritos with some blue cheese? "I'll have a bite."
Hot dogs also don't lend themselves to dirty hippie vegans. There are plenty of vegan sandwiches but you can't have a true vegan hot dog - only a bunch of grass shaped like a penis. Fortunately for those men who are nervous about the shape, there is a world-wide gentleman's agreement not to make fun of it. It is the same agreement we have with cigars.
To celebrate the first start of another overpriced Japanese pitcher, the Rangers even sold some super weird Chinese hot dog even though Yu Darvish is from Osaka (Oops).
So, the next time you are at a game, have a hot dog and enjoy. What's did you say? You prefer pizza? Then put some hot dog in the crust!
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