Ghost Hunters

I was listening to a random podcast the other day and one of the comedians on that podcast said something that I found hilariously true.  He said, "How is it possible for there to be so many ghost hunting shows on TV when not a one of them has actually found a ghost?".  I can honestly say that I have never once watched one of these stupid TV shows, but I still found that that statement couldn't be more true.  So, I looked it up and not only are there a lot of ghost hunting shows, but they have also been on the air for way too long to have not caught a single ghost.  Here are five such shows and how long they have been able to scam money out of their respective networks.

Ghost Hunters (SyFy) - 8 Seasons/166 Episodes
Ghost Adventures (Travel Channel) - 6 Seasons/70 Episodes
Paranormal State (A&E Network) - 5 Seasons/83 Episodes
Most Haunted (It's British) - 185 Episodes
Ghost Lab (Discovery Channel) - 2 Seasons/26 Episodes

That is 530 Episodes of ghost hunting shows and zero successfully hunted ghosts.  Actually, I think we are going about this all wrong.  If they are supposed to be ghost hunters, then why haven't we actually seen a single one of these so-called "experts" hunt down and kill a ghost.  Am I right?  That is what hunters do, they hunt down and kill their prey, but these idiots have failed over 500 times to do just that, but they somehow keep getting their shows renewed.  Something about that doesn't seem logical.

"Look!  A ghost!  Let's pee are pants and runaway instead of actually doing what our show says we do!"