Colorado
"It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor."
Okay, this one apparently only applies to Denver, but still, why can't you lend your vacuum to your neighbor? What happened to the concept of friendly neighbors in Denver? Did it deteriorate so much that they had to make laws to stop it? Were too many shitty neighbors borrowing vacuums and not giving them back that a law had to be made to punish the idiots that kept on lending their vacuums anyways? Is Denver trying to imply that their city is so clean that vacuuming is redundant? What in the hell was the motivation behind this law? I'm so confused.
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| "Alright buddy, where did you get that vacuum? No response, huh? Just like I thought, you borrowed it, didn't you? You're coming with us and you are not going to like lock up." |
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