Buddy
Normal: You are very friendly and don't have any enemies.
Possible: You are no one's buddy and this is a completely ironic nickname. Go fuck yourself.
Slick
Normal: You are great at making deals and manipulating people.
Possible: You look like your hair has grease in it.
Kid
Normal: You are younger than the people you hang with or at least look that way.
Possible: You are a kid and the adults you talk to can't remember your name.
Bossman
Normal: You are a boss at work.
Possible: You are my boss. Sorry for the shitty nickname. Please give me a raise.
Chief
Normal: Your are the leader of almost any situation.
Possible: You are an Indian chief, your full name is Chief Ducking Frog.
Sport
Normal: You are great at sports or a generally good person to hang with.
Possible: You constantly argue that NASCAR is a sport and everyone in your life hates you for it.
Matrix
Normal: You are super agile and quick.
Possible: You own a Toyota Matrix.
‘Lil (fill in the blank)
Normal: You have the same name as someone famous or in your inner
circle that is older than you.
Possible: You are little.
Don
Normal: You are the shit; people are scared of you and respect you.
Possible: Your real name is Donald.
So remember nicknames are not always as they appear - make sure you know their true origins.
"Nicknames can be better than they appear - I call her 'Crease'." |
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