Other countries also charge a departure tax. Don't know what that is? That's a tax to LEAVE their country. Can't pay to get out? Then you will have to pay to stay in. I have paid $50 for this luxury. Another huge profit generator. According to the internet, over 50 million people visit the US every year. I say we charge them $20 each for the trouble of stopping and giving them directions and furthering stereotypes. That is One Billion extra revenue a year. BOOM. Done. Do I want to be president? Not really, but everyone says I should be with all these ideas.
America must do this. You appease anyone not wanting taxes raised and you appease anyone who wants to deter foreigners (the South). Who doesn't fit into those categories?
"I only accept cash up front for directions, you Frenchy. You don't like that, then my sister/wife here will give you free directions to Hell." |
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