Arizona
"You may not have more than two dildos in a house."
Now that is just silly. Does this mean that the police raid sorority houses all the time? Or do they wait for a bachelorette party and bust a bunch of drunk chicks and start handing out tickets? (By the way, spell-check doesn't recognize the word "bacholerette" for some reason, it is a word, right?) Which lawmaker thought that having two dildos in one house should be illegal? Was it someone who liked sharing, but their roommate didn't? Gross. Nothing about this law makes sense to me and it definitely had to be mentioned.
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| "Ten seconds later the police busted in and Delta Iota Lambda Delta Omega (see what I did there) was never the same again." |
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