Nebraska
"If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested."
I love the wording of this stupid law. First it says "a child" and then refers to that child as a he by using the pronoun "his". In other words, they have created a nasty little loophole in that law because any lawyer of the parents of a little girl accused of burping in church would tear that thing apart. On top of that, what exactly constitutes a "child"? Is there an age limit? Does it include toddlers? And most importantly, is there a law that makes it illegal for adults to burp in church? I think that question needs to be answered before they start arresting people.
"It's a good thing Barney isn't a child or a big churchgoer." |
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