Stupid State Laws - North Carolina

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

North Carolina

"All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.  Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden."

Good try, North Carolina, but not good enough.  The law says couples can't have sex "in the space between the beds" but it doesn't say anything about having sex anywhere else in the room.  You could do it on either bed, you could do it on the outside of either bed, you could do it in the shower, and you could probably even do it while stretched across the two beds as long as you don't touch the floor.  You're better than this, North Carolina, way too many loopholes in your silly law.

"And you would definitely do it on that table."