Ohio
"It is illegal to get a fish drunk."
This is a lot like last weeks law, but slightly different and slightly stupider. I guess our first question should be - why the hell not? What does buying a fish and being drunk have to do with each other? I mean, I'm just going to assume that the fish was probably caught by a guy who was drunk at the time so why would buying a fish drunk be any different? I can honestly say that the last time I went fishing I was super drunk and I'm pretty sure that the last time I bought a fish I was only kind of drunk. That being said, in both instances, it did not inhibit my ability to do either the fishing or the buying. And if you can't buy a fish drunk, does that mean you can buy anything else drunk either? Did stupid Ohio leave themselves a massively drunken loophole in their legal system allowing drunks to wander around grocery stores statewide? I like to think they did and if I ever visit that state, you can bet I will be drunk if I buy anything other than fish. |
| "So, you want to buy a fish....wait a minute, are you drunk?" |
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