2013 College Football Preview

Oh yeah, it's college football time!!!  So we here at Brainfart are going to give you a glimpse into the future and let you know who is going to win the Conference and National Championships.  Well, all of the good conferences because I don't even know who in the hell plays in the Big East anymore:

	Sambo	Alexatgt
ACC Coastal	UNC	Georgia Tech
ACC Atlantic	Clemson	Clemson
ACC Champ	Clemson	Clemson
SEC East	Georgia	S. Carolina
SEC West	Alabama	Alabama
SEC Champ	Alabama	Alabama
Big 12 Champ	Texas	Oklahoma
Big 10 Leaders	Ohio St	Ohio St
Big 10 Legends	Michigan	Michigan
Big 10 Champ	Ohio St	Ohio St
PAC 12 North	Stanford	Stanford
PAC 12 South	Arizona St	Southern Cal
PAC 12 Champ	Stanford	Stanford
	National Championship
Team 1	Alabama	Alabama
Team 2	Stanford	Louisiville
Winner	Stanford	Alabama

Top 5 Teams That Might Put A Stop To The SEC's National Championship Streak:

Sambo

5) Clemson - This is definitely a homer pick, but Clemson does have the schedule that if they make it through undefeated would get a shot at an SEC team in the championship.
4) SEC Schedule - The SEC is really good and these guys might just pick each other off and keep one of their own teams out of it.  Then again, Alabama is only playing two Top 25 teams based on their current schedule, so how tough could the SEC really be?
3) Stanford - Three words: Barry Sanders Jr..
2) Ohio St - Urban Meyer used to coach in the SEC and won two National Championships while there, so he knows how to coach and isn't scared of the boys down south.  And technically, had Ohio State been eligible for post-season play last year, the SEC's run would already be over because the undefeated Buckeyes would have played Notre Dame instead of a one-loss Alabama for the title.
1) NCAA Infractions Committee - I probably shouldn't have put these guys this high because they really suck at their job, but if there is one thing I do know, the SEC definitely cheats and maybe the NCAA will accidentally find something on the eventual champion.  Basically what I'm saying is that the SEC will probably continue their streak this season.

Alex

5) Ohio State - A team can get going for one big game, and if they meet expectations and go undefeated again the championship game could be their only big game in two years.
4) Mark Emmert - Conspiracy Theory Alert!  Emmert, president of the NCAA, wants to cause a major controversy to get the attention off of how terrible he is.  He accomplishes this by getting refs to totally screw Alabama in the championship game to the point that whoever beats them feels bad.  Unfortunately for Emmert, this only creates more heat on the NCAA which leads to the big five conferences pulling out and starting their own organization.
3) Oregon - They probably came the closest to ending the SEC championship run against Auburn and they still have the same system in place.  Oregon has to hope that their new coach is as good in-game as Chip Kelley was.
2) Louiville - They start the year high enough in the polls to slowly make their way up to number two.  They play NO ONE at all and should easily go undefeated.  They also have the firepower, especially on offense, to score with Alabama.
1) SEC East - Alabama is going to be better in the national championship game than anyone they play, especially given the amount of time Saban has to prepare for that one game.  The biggest threat to Bama is losing the SEC to a team from the East.

"FOOOOOTBAWL!!!!"