Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - Part 6

Here comes the next edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others).  Basically,  these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment.  Here goes:

• Do you think the "N Word" refers to something completely different in Germany than it does in the US?  Hint: It starts with "N" and ends in "azi".
• I need to clear something up.  When you say that you are doing something "Next Monday", that means that you are referring to two Mondays from now and not the upcoming Monday.  The upcoming Monday would just be referred to as "Monday".  Now you know.  Knowledge is Power!
• Is the money worth it to be in an AIDS Home Test or Vagisil commercial when whenever someone recognizes you from that ad they will just assume you have AIDS or a smelly vag?
• Did you know that in baseball when a pitcher is intentionally walking a batter that the catcher cannot step out from behind the plate until the ball leaves the pitcher's hand or it will be called a balk?  Watch for it next time you are watching a game.
• Why do car companies and sports video games always release their new models/seasons four or five months before the year of that new model/season actually begins?
• I have 6 keys on my key chain and only know what 2 of them are for.
• With fans voting for the MLB All-Star Starters, why hasn't there been a campaign by some nerds to get a really crappy player voted in to start?
• How is it that dragons can breath fire?  And where does their endless supply of flammable liquid come from?
• Same question, but with spiders and their webbing?
• Can dogs see of even hear a TV?  Or is it that they can hear it but just ignore any weird noises coming from a TV?
• Does ESPN even know the definition of "Breaking News"?  Because Alex Rodriguez appealing his suspension is NOT breaking news.
• Why would the designers of the USS Enterprise put the bridge in such a vulnerable spot on the ship?  Wouldn't it make more sense to put it in the deepest part of the ship and just put up a video screen so that they could see space?
• What is the stupidest possible name someone could change their name to?  The answer is Metta World Peace.  And if you are his teammate, wouldn't you just continue to call him Ron?

"Seriously, I feel like a dragon could only breath fire once before he would have to refill his flammable liquid supply.  But no, somehow it is infinite.