Did anybody watch the incredibly titled SyFy original movie, Sharknado, this month? I sure as hell didn't, but it did cause me to look at the other movies that SyFy has produced and replays randomly throughout the week. So, I looked through the channel guide and composed a list of these hilariously titled movies and thought that listing that movies description would make you all laugh as much as I did when I read them. Let's do this:
- Dragonwasps - An entomologist's mission to find her father in the jungles of Belize turns more dangerous than she could have ever imagined when she and a group of soldiers are attacked by giant fire-breathing wasps.
- Mongolian Death Worm - The title is enough for this one.
- Axe Giant - Teens at a correctional boot camp are terrorized by the legendary lumberjack Paul Bunyan.
- Super Shark - A monstrous, bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community.
- Triassic Attack - Three dinosaurs wreak havoc on a small town and a local university after the owner of a kitschy roadside museum accidentally brings three fossils to life.
- Mutants - A sugar manufacturer hires a scientist to create an addictive substance, which, instead, turns people into killer mutants.
- Sand Sharks - Prehistoric sand tiger sharks attack a wild beach party following and underwater earthquake.
- Seattle Superstorm - A scientist and a soldier must save the world from deadly storms triggered by a UFO.
- Dinoshark - A dinosaur-shark hybrid terrorizes a resort in Mexico, and it's up to a young fishing boat captain to stop it.
- Sand Serpants - American soldiers take on man-eating worms in addition to the Taliban.
- Dinocroc vs. Supergator - That picture below should explain everything.
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"Which one is Dinocroc and which one is Supergator? I honestly can't tell." |
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