Beloved TV show Futurama is in its last season (maybe) and in honor of that show, I poured through all of the show's openings and picked and composed a list of the funniest one-liners that they gave us each week. If you have never seen the show (for some reason), each week they have a silly quote in the opening credits like "Now in 4-D" or "Proudly Made on Earth". It's kind of like how The Simpsons jump on their couch differently every episode, but in Futurama's case, it's actually funny. So, enjoy the list:
- Featuring gratuitous alien nudity
- Condemned by the Space Pope
- Based On a True Story
- Coming soon to an illegal DVD
- As foretold by Nostradamus
- Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery
- Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
- If not entertaining, write your congressman
- Krafted with luv...by monsters
- Federal law prohibits changing the channel
- No humans were probed in the making of this episode
- Psst... Big party at your house after the show!
- If accidentally watched, induce vomiting
- It's like "HEE HAW" with lasers
- When you see the robot, drink!
- Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999
- Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice
- Dancing space potatoes? You bet!
- Beats a hard kick in the facebym
- It Makes a Nice Sandwich
- The Robots are Coming! The Robots are Coming!
- The flames in your TV are not part of the show
- There will be a test
- Featuring Sparky, the invisible elf
- We are following you, but not on Twitter
- If this show's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
- Warning: Do Not Show To Horses
- Made By Hand (and Tentacle)
- Tell Your Parents It's Educational
- Watch it or die trying
- If unable to see this message, turn on Futurama now
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