Utah
"Birds have the right of way on all highways."
Am I missing something here? Since when did birds evolve to the point that they can now drive motor vehicles? And even birds didn't evolve to the point of driving cars, why would a bird have the right of way? It's not like you can see a bird coming before it's too late and it has done a lot of damage to your windshield as its neck is snapped in half. And if you are able to see a bird coming, you are on the highway, you're probably traveling at high speeds and there is no way you can stop in time to do anything unless you swerve, but then you would be just causing a wreck which can't be good. This law is hilariously stupid, Utah, thank you for it.
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