Tennessee
"It is legal to gather and consume roadkill."
The first thing that popped into my head when I saw this law is the scene in The Beverly Hillbillies movie where Granny jumps out of their car and shovels up a dead animal so that they could eat it for dinner. Seriously, Tennessee, what the hell? Why would you even need to make this a law? Wouldn't it just be easier to let the crazy people who eat roadkill just carry on eating dead squirrels instead of having to make a law about it? I can only guess that one eccentric Senator was busted with a trunk full of dead raccoons and before it could become a scandal, he passed a bill to make it perfectly legal for him to continue his disgusting habit of eating dead animals that have been laying on the road for god knows how long. I really have no other explanation as to why this law would ever need to actually be made.
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