- How exactly did Martha and Johnathan Kent explain where they suddenly got a new kid from? It's a small town, people would have known if they were adopting well before it happened.
- Is it possible to be good at Family Feud?
- Did you now that Ryan Gosling and Macaulay Culkin are the same age? Yup, they are both 34.
- What did I sign up for that makes someone keep sending me Russian Bride spam emails?
- Remember this the next time you are buying spaghetti sauce - it's Rag-ewww and Pre-Gooooo!
- The Kentucky Derby has way too much TV coverage for an event that only lasts a couple of minutes.
- What do you call people who can use the Force but don't become a Jedi? I really want to know but don't want to look it up.
- It would suck to be a painting in the Harry Potter universe unless that painting was of an orgy.
- It angers me that I find Mark Wahlberg entertaining. It angers me even more that I find Two and a Half Men funny.
- It's kind of weird that I can no longer drive to a Blockbuster and rent a movie or more importantly, a video game.
- I dare you to watch the movie Frozen and not get that "Let It Go" song stuck in your head for three days. I double dare you.
- 1) Magic Johnson announced he had HIV in 1991. Is there a cure for HIV that no one has bothered to tell me about? 2) Has Magic had sex since 1991 knowing he has HIV?
- Below is a picture of Patrick Stewart from the 80's. He hasn't aged a day! Is he a Highlander?
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