Khaleesi Dated Who?

I heard something really shocking the other day on a podcast or TV or somewhere (I'm not really sure where because after I heard it, I think I blacked-out) that blew my mind.  That something was that 39 year old Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane recently broke up with 25 year old Emilia Clarke, the actress who plays Hottie McDragonQueen on Game of Thrones.  Yeah.  That actually happened.  I don't know what's more shocking, that Seth MacFarlane was actually dating the super hot Emilia Clarke or that he was the one who broke it off with her.

First off, Seth is 15 years older than Emilia and while Seth isn't a bad-looking dude (no homo), he doesn't have George Clooney good looks (no homo) which justifies the 15 year age gap.  Second, Emilia Clarke is insane hot, so dating a guy 15 years older than herself doesn't make much sense when she could bag any dude in the world (no homo?).  And lastly, Seth was the one who called it off.  How does this happen?  Is he hung like an elephant?  Is he the greatest lover known to mankind?  He must be both of those things because he has also reportedly dated Eliza Dushku, Ashley Greene, Alexis Knapp, a pre-crazy Amanda Bynes, and even Charlize Theron.  That is a damned impressive list for a guy who is most famous for creating a cartoon that has a talking dog and a baby that wants to take over in the world in it.

One last thing, I saw that the super sexy Emilia Clarke will be voicing a love interest for Dr. Zoidberg on the the second to last episode of Futurama.  That's a nice pull for a show that will be ending this year.

"How could you ever break up with this?  HOW?!?"