Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - Part 3

Here comes the third edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others).  Basically,  these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment.  Here goes:

• Why do all fantasy movies or shows in fictional worlds set in medieval times always have all of their characters speak in English accents?
• If there are "Major" and "Mid-Major" athletic conferences, then why are there no "Minor" conferences?
• Do you think Ken Jennings really had 75 interesting facts to tell Alex Trebek about himself during the contestant Q&A part of the show?
• Why don't NASCAR cars have brake lights?
• In the cinder block scene in Old School, how much extra slack do you think would be needed to ensure no one had their penis ripped off?
• Does anybody else find it funny that a baseball field looks so big yet I could stand and hit a golf ball over the center field wall with a 9-iron?
• In the movie Highlander, we know that MacLeod really killed the last Highlander because he gained all of the knowledge in the world, then how were there sequels to that movie?
• The name Donkey Kong still makes no sense to me.
• Now that The Office is over, will NBC finally just change Parks and Recreation's name to The Office or at least The Other Office?
• Does Rihanna ever sing without auto-tune?
• Do you think Spielberg's Lincoln lost the Best Picture Oscar because Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter came out earlier that year?
• When cops see Ice Cube on those Coors Light commercials do they instantly go and buy any other beer that isn't Coors Light because of that whole "Fuck The Police" thing?

"Alex, good to see you."
"Fuck you, Ken."