Pennsylvania
"A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel."
I can't figure out what I like more about this law. That this sort of thing should just be common sense. That it is still on the books considering no one has been in a duel since throwing your garbage on the streets was normal. Or that it actually says "he/she". If I had to choose, I'm going with that last one because you know this law was made back when America was still a baby and you know that there is no way that our forefathers would have ever allowed a woman to be Governor. This was back when you could probably still legally own your wife, so letting a woman run a state was beyond ridiculous to these guys, so I wonder how the "he/she" part got included in this law. You're crazy, Pennsylvania and I think there are more stupid laws coming from this state next week.
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| "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not dead. The bad news is that you can no longer be Governor." "Fuck." |
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