Seattle, Washington
"Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term."
Once again, Washington, you and your silly laws. I don't know what I think is dumber - that this is a law at all or that the penalty is SIX MONTHS IN JAIL! Okay, clearly it's the second thing. You can go to jail for this? WHY?!? I can only come up with one reason, sitting on pervert's boner without a pillow would hurt said pervert's woody and therefore a woman should be jailed for it. Wait, that makes even less sense. Shouldn't the man go to jail for being a pervert? Yes, he definitely should. Damn it, Washington, what in the hell do you do all day besides think of more and more ridiculous laws to make? Apparently nothing.
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| "Well, they may not be on a bus, but that man is clearly suffering. Throw her in lockup!" |
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