Stupid State Laws - West Virginia

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

West Virginia

"No children may attend school with their breath smelling of 'wild onions'."

Wild onions?  Do wild onions even smell worse than regular onions?  I would like to think that that answer is 'who the hell cares, they both smell bad'.  And for that matter, why only children attending school?  Why not co-workers?  Or loved ones attending family functions?  I sure don't want to roll up on Thanksgiving and have to endure my brother's stank breath.  If you are going to make a law outlawing smelly breath, you might as well knock out all of the possibilities and not just schoolkids.  You really blew this one, West Virginia.  Step up your game.

"Oh shit!  Wild onion breath!  I am so fucked."