The Crow: Wicked Prayer Cast

Every once in awhile I will just happen upon a terrible movie on one of the million movie channels that cable provides me.  Well, I stumbled onto one such movie the other day called The Crow: Wicked Prayer, the fourth sequel to The Crow.  Yeah, there are five Crow movies (with a remake of the original in the works).  What was more surprising, other than that there are five Crow movies, was the cast of this really shitty film.  Let's check it out:

• Edward Furlong - Yeah, that annoying kid who played John Conner in T2 actually got work after The Terminator sequel, and boy oh boy, was he terrible in this movie.  He was actually cast as the Crow and not only was his acting atrocious, but he is a really small guy making it even less believable that he was a bad-ass undead vigilante.
• David Boreanaz - You may know him as that guy on the FOX show Bones.  In this movie, he played a Satanic cult member who was trying to become the anti-Christ.  In other words, the complete opposite of his character on Bones.
• Tara Reid - This movie was the beginning of the end of Tara's career.  However, I have mentioned this before but I had to repeat it, in one scene in this movie, Tara's character pokes the next actress's eyes out with a knife, which was really surprising.
• Emmanuelle Chriqui - Sloan from Entourage did this movie before she was known as Sloan from Entourage.  Speaking of which, how is it that the only movie I've seen her in since Entourage was that terrible Adam Sandler movie where he played an ass-kicking hairdresser?
• Danny Trejo - You know, Machete.  I saw the first Machete and it rivals The Expendables as the "Biggest Piece of Shit That Somehow Got an Even Shittier Sequel" Award of the past decade.
• Macy Gray - I think she is a singer, but I do remember her being in the first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man.  She was the entertainment during the parade scene where we see the Green Goblin for the first time.  So, she has that going for her.
• Tito Ortiz - I only threw him in here because I've heard his name on Sportscenter for being some sort of bad-ass Ultimate Fighter.
• Dennis Hopper - If you've seen this movie, then you know that the only reason Dennis did this movie was for some drug money.  He totally phoned it in as the head of the bad guys.  However, he was so bad that his character was kind of awesome.

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