Sunday, December 28, 2014

Stupid State Laws - Georgia 15

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Quitman, Georgia

"It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road."

Finally, I sensible law.  Wait.  It's illegal for chickens to cross the road?  Never mind, this is stupid.  Did some idiot finally get tired of all the lame "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes and outlaw them so he would never have to hear them again?  If that's the case, I take it back, this law does make some sense.  In fact, what in the hell was the point of that joke anyways?  It's "punchline" was never funny and this joke should be outlawed.  So, thank you Georgia for finally putting a stop to that nonsense.

"Rookie, what does the law say about arresting and then eating offenders of the road crossing law?"
"Uh, I doesn't say you can't."
"Perfect!  I've been wanting to try a new recipe.  Heck, if you want, you can come over and try it."
"Thanks?"

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