Stupid State Laws - Maryland

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Baltimore, Maryland

"It's illegal to take a lion to the movies."

What in the name of stupid ideas!  Okay, even if you just so happened to own a lion and if that lion just so happened to obedient enough to take into a public place, why in the hell would you think it would be a good idea to take it to a movie?  You know, a dark place that will be filled with human meat bags and a place where a lion will have to sit for a couple of hours thinking about nothing but eating said meat bags.  In fact, this may be one of the few stupid laws that I am okay with only because I don't want to have to go to the new Olivia Wilde flick and sit next to a lion that probably wants to eat my face.  So for once, thank you lawmakers, you finally got one correct, give yourself a pat on the back.

"Hell, as soon as this comes on the screen, you know that lion is going to freak out and starting mauling people and I'm glad that it is illegal for this to happen....at least it is in Baltimore."