Massachusetts
"At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches."
What I love about this law is that it quite possibly might have been made very recently, mostly due to the fact that America is becoming fatter and someone had to find a way to put a stop to it and this is what they came up with. In fact, it's genius. Other than Thanksgiving, what other time is it okay to eat a lot and no one will call you a fatso? The answer is obviously when in mourning. So, a skinny lawmaker who was tired of seeing fat people riding around on Rascals at Walmart came up with the perfect solution. Now, if only that same lawmaker could figure out a way to outlaw Big Gulps and the KFC Double Down and he might finally solve the "Fat America" problem.
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| "That better only be your second sandwich, Big Sully or I'm calling the cops." |
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