Stupid State Laws - Florida 12

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Florida

"No ass can stand on a sidewalk within town limits."

I picked this one because 100 years ago, it made sense.  Today, not so much.  Sure, having a donkey on a sidewalk in town would be asking for people to step in ass shit (see what I did there).  But if you take today's meaning of the word "ass", this law is hilarious.  Especially for the state of Florida.  Do you know how many asses live down there?  Like a billion.  I really hope some dude acting like a dick on a sidewalk has been arrested because of this law (and not just because he was acting like an asshole).  Seriously Florida, you should probably look into repelling this law in the near future.  Then again, I could see Floridians then thinking that means they can take their pet donkeys into town again.  Idiots.

"Alright rookie, let's just follow this ass until he sets foot on a sidewalk and mace him."
"Sarge, I think the law means no donkeys can stand on a sidewalk, not assholes."
"Really?  Damn.  Well, let's mace this guy anyways."