I decided to comb through a list of every college mascot and compile a list of the dumbest ones I could find. Enjoy:
- Any School With a Color as their Mascot (Stanford, Syracuse)
- Artichokes (Scottsdale)
- Black Squirrels (Haverford)
- Dirtbags (Long Beach State)
- Fighting Camels (Campbell University)
- Geoducks (Evergreen State)
- Gorlocks (Webster)
- Hustlin' Owls (Oregon Tech)
- Jumbos (Tufts)
- Lord Jeffs (Amherst College)
- Muleriders (Southern Arkansas University)
- Nads (Rhode Island School of Design, ice hockey only)
- Fighting Okra (Delta State)
- Poets (Whittier College)
- The Rock (Slippery Rock)
- Trolls (Trinity Christian College)
- X-Men/Women (St. Francis Xavier University, oh wait, this one is actually kind of cool)
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| "Yup, the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot is exactly what you thought it would be, a giant penis and balls. By the way, his name is Scrotie." |
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