Sunday, October 12, 2014

Stupid State Laws - Florida 16

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Florida

"Pickup trucks are not allowed to be visible after 7:00 p.m.."


That is just dumb.  Why in the hell not?  I feel like every drunk redneck citizen of Florida probably owns a pickup truck and there is no way that every single one of those idiots own a garage.  And this law clearly didn't think about the "Gremlins Eating After Midnight" conundrum we have here.  You know, if you can't feed a Gremlin after midnight, then when can you feed them?  That is never clearly stated in the movie and it's not stated here.  Damn it, Florida!  I'm beginning to truly loath your stupid laws.  Then again, you have given me plenty of fodder for this post.

"Alright rookie, it's 7:01, write this idiot a ticket."
"Sarge, I think we should let this one go."
"Never!  It's not like his truck is on fire or anything."
"If you would stop playing Angry Birds for a second and look up....."
"Never!"

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