Florida
"You cannot use a whistle on a bicycle."
Florida, you truly are one of a kind. Why would this matter at all? Sure, it could be annoying for people to have to hear some jackass using a whistle on a bike, but it doesn't stop just any random person from using a whistle. Does this law forbid drunken idiots from walking around using a whistle? Nope. So, what's the point of stopping only people on bikes? Plus, wouldn't it be a good idea to have someone on a bike use a whistle? They could whistle if a car is about to merge into them or to warn bystanders that aren't paying attention that they are coming. Florida, did you even think this one through for more than a minute before putting into the books? I'm guessing no, but then again, thinking has never been that state's strong point. Alcohol and stupidity is more in their wheelhouse. |
| "Rookie, what does the law say about stupid horns on bicycles?" "Nothing that I know of, Sarge." "Hmmmm. Well, let's arrest the owner of this thing anyways, just in case." "Sounds reasonable to me." |
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