Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - Part 22

Here comes the next edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others).  Basically,  these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment.  Here goes:

• Why does VH1 own the rights to Showgirls?  They do realize that no one has ever watched that movie for its plot, right?
• Zoe Saldana might be the biggest banking actress in Hollywood.  She currently is starring in three big franchises: Avatar, Star Trek, and Guardians of the Galaxy.
• Why in the hell does ESPN show so much Little League World Series coverage?  Does anyone actually watch it?
• I believe that Channing Tatum is the next Bruce Willis.
• Before certain shows, why does FX have a warning that the show might contain Nudity when none of their shows ever actually contains nudity?
• At what point does a struggling actress give up and go to porn?
• How has NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson never been sponsored by Jimmy John's?
• The Worst Tasting Thing You Would Purposely Put in Your Mouth Award has to go to a bitten into Tylenol.
• Did you know we are only 4 years away from kids born in the year 2000 being able to vote and buy cigarettes and porn?
• The only James Bond actors I feel like could actually win in a fistfight are Sean Connery and Daniel Craig.  Sorry, Dalton, you mean seem tough, but you would go down.
• Do the marketing people at Cheez-It realize that their commercials portray the idea that they murder sentient cheese to make their product?

"That talking cheese will soon be murdered for your enjoyment."