Friday, October 17, 2014

Worst X-Men Powers

I poured through an entire list of every X-Men ever and found the members with the worst mutant abilities I could find.  I was going to include why I picked each mutant, but I feel like their power explains it.  That's all:

  • Banshee - sonic scream
  • Rogue - absorbs other mutants' powers
  • Longshot - incredible luck
  • Dazzler - creates various forms of light
  • Maggott - digestive system made of twin maggot-like creatures that can eat through stuff
  • Husk - changes body by shedding skin
  • Cypher - omnilingual
  • Forgetmenot - if seen he will be forgotten as soon as someone looks away
  • Longneck - elongated neck
  • Forearm - extended forearms
  • Choir - multiple openings in throat and can project voice in all directions
  • Eye-Boy - eyes covering his body, some can sense beyond normal spectrum
  • Basilisk - single eye in forehead that projects paralyzing strobe light
  • Flubber - rubbery body
  • Squirrel Girl - can control squirrels

"Yes, Squirrel Girl actually exists and is just as dumb looking as you thought she would be."

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