Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - Part 20

Here comes the next edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others).  Basically,  these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment.  Here goes:

• Why is the Stanley Cup played in June?  It's ice hockey, shouldn't it be played when it's cold outside?
• Did you know that there were two Sandlot sequels and that the 3rd one starred Luke Perry?
• It should be illegal to have a commercial that uses the words "vaginal" and "cream" back-to-back.
• If Batman and Superman live in the same universe, then why don't more Superman villains go to Gotham City, kick Batman's ass, and take over?
• I always found it funny that Kansas City, Missouri is bigger than Kansas City, Kansas.
• Did you know that the guy who played Jimmy Olsen on Smallville is not the same guy who played Iceman in the X-Men movies?  It turns out that those guys are twins, Aaron and Shawn Ashmore.
• Is there a com.com?  I assume so, and I also assume that it is a porn site.
• Do you think there is a single square inch on Earth that at one point hasn't been pooped or peed on?
• The movie Deliver Us From Evil advertises that it is so scary that it will disturb your sleep for weeks.  How is that a good thing and why would you want that?
• In the X-Men universe, if they know that mutants exist due to a genetic defect, then why aren't there more people who can fly or shoot laser beams out of their eyes?  You would think they could replicate that defect somehow.
• Is it weird that I find comic book and cartoon characters attractive?

"You're telling me you wouldn't hit that?  No?  Okay, never mind."