Movie Trailer Review - Interstellar

This is not a review of the trailer, but a review of this movie based entirely on this movie's trailer.  I have a special talent of being able to figure out whether a movie will be any good based just on the trailer and I'm finally putting that talent to good use.  Screw you, it's a real talent.

Interstellar

Christopher Nolan is back and this time he is tackling, well, interstellar travel.  The Earth is doomed and only the "Alright, alright, alright" guy can save us.  Sounds good, right?  Well.....

Of all the trailers that have been released for this movie, this is the only one that doesn't make this movie look boring.  Yeah, I said it, this movie just doesn't excite me like any of Nolan's recent movies.  In fact, it just looks like a giant "Humans are screwing up the Earth and we are doomed if we don't do something now" message.  Not that there is anything wrong with that kind of message, but it doesn't feel right coming from the guy who brought us an awesome movie about dreams within dreams.  Should you go see this?  Honestly, I would wait until word of mouth gets around and someone actually tells us it isn't as boring as it appears to be.

Estimated Opening Weekend Box Office Gross - $60 million

What Kind of Fart This Movie Will Resemble:

The Bitburr: Sounds like just that--you're walking and the initial explosion "BIT!--" during one step is followed by a more gentle release of the rest of the volume during the next step: "brrrrrr..."