Sunday, December 14, 2014

Stupid State Laws - Georgia 13

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Georgia

"On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM."

Loud whistling is annoying any time someone does it, but the specifics of this law are, as the great Chaz Michael Michaels one said, mind-bottling.  Why only Mondays?  And why only after 11:00 PM?  What is so special about Mondays that they had to make such a stupid law to put a stop to loud whistling?  I can only assume it has something to do with Monday Night Football because that would answer both the Monday part of this law and the after 11:00 PM part as well (that's about the time the game would be over).  But MNF is only on 17 weeks a year, so that can't be it.  Georgia, I'm so confused.  Thanks a lot, dick.

"Arrest that man, rookie."
"But Sarge, it's Tuesday, he's not breaking any laws."
"Not because of that, idiot.  Arrest him because he's black, duh."

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