Pennsylvania
"It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding."
Pennsylvania, you are amazing. While I find it reasonable that someone shouldn't fire a gun or revolver at a wedding, I just want to know who even thinks to bring a cannon to a wedding. Those damn things are heavy and I think it would make more sense to lug a keg to wedding if you are going to bring something that weighs a lot. And what does "explosive weapon" exactly imply? Does this mean that you can't bring fireworks? Because that would put a damper on some good ol' fashioned celebrating. What the hell, Pennsylvania, where do you come up with this stuff?
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