Robot Chicken Part Two

Part two of our Surprising Actors to Provide Their Voice for Robot Chicken posts.  To see the first one, click here.  Let's do this:

• David Hasselhoff - What can you say about The Hoff that hasn't already been said?  The Germans love him, he can't act, he can't sing, and his reality show was stupid (I'm guessing here, I never watch such garbage).
• Gene Simmons - This guy probably has an amazing amount of STD's for being such an ugly dude.  I guess that tongue was a turn-on.
• Hugh Hefner - You know how people still can't figure out how Magic Johnson is still alive?  The same can be said about Hugh Hefner.  Scientists really should find out if banging slutty 20 year olds is a real-life Fountain of Youth.
• Charlize Theron - I think this is our first Oscar winner on these lists.  So, that begs the question - why would she go on Robot Chicken?  Doesn't she have better things to do with her time?
• Stan Lee - Actually, this one isn't really surprising.  However, this guy has to be insane rich by now, so if he didn't do the show for the money, then why did he do it?
• Malcolm McDowell - You probably don't recognize the name, but you will remember him as the actor who played the main character in A Clockwork Orange.  I heard him interviewed on a podcast one time and he is surprisingly hilarious.
• Billy Dee Williams - Oh, Lando Calrissian, is the only work you can find doing voice-overs of your only memorable character on a show about farting and 80's cartoon references?
• Lee Majors - When I clicked on his IMDB page, I was shocked to see that his top-billed performance was not The Six Million Dollar Man, but something called The Fall Guy.  Also, would six million dollars be able to buy you the same thing in today's world?
• Jean-Claude Van Damme - The Mullet From Brussels....or is it Muscles?  It should be Mullet.
• Lea Thompson - You may remember her as Marty McFly's mom from Back to the Future, or if you are weird, you remember her from Caroline in the City.  Either way, she obviously doesn't have much else to do if she is doing cameos on Robot Chicken.
• Olivia Wilde - I believe this will be the 10th list I have included the super sexy Olivia on.  I can't resist making up an excuse to include a picture of her sexy eyes in a post.  So sexy.

"How did Jason Sudeikis bag her?  How?!?"